Lime Coke- Chapter One

Edward had left me home with Emmett and Alice again, while he and the rest of the Cullen clan went on a quick hunting trip. Usually I’d protest because Alice would want to play ‘Bella Barbie’, and Emmett would make fun of me, but somehow I had managed to talk her into a halfway normal night of scary movies. I say halfway because she was currently making fun of the actor playing the vampire in the movie; and while I hated to admit it, it was making my evening at the Cullen house more relaxing than normal.


Emmett on the other hand was still being a jackass, and making fun of my clumsy ways, what’s bad is the fact that I hadn’t even stumbled, let alone tripped, all evening; although Emmett swore it was only a matter of time. Asshole. If Emmett wasn’t my brother I’d hate him, or have Edward kill him on a hunting trip. The only issue would be Edward’s alibi; we couldn’t really say a gang of evil grizzly bears had dragged him off. Damn him being immortal, damn my not being strong enough to make beating him with a crowbar hurt; damn you Emmett! But really I will admit that deep down I love the big idiot, really, really deep down.


I stood and walked to the kitchen with the plan of making myself a lime coke, something I had yet to manage to teach the other Cullen’s to make just right, when Emmett stopped me, “don’t trip Bellaroo.” I swear his eyes were tinted with pure evil, I had no idea how the others put up with him for so long without ripping him to shreds.


I really wanted to hit him, a broken hand would be worth it. I shook my head not really having a come back to sling at the six foot five meathead.


Once in the kitchen I grabbed the lime juice, ice, coke, and a glass before setting about mixing them quickly. While generally caffeine and I don’t mix well I figured tonight I could use it, as I really didn’t want to fall asleep around the five year-old other wise known as Emmett. I walked out to the living room and reclaimed my seat by Alice, before taking a long sip of the lovely Jesus Juice that is Lime Coke.


“Oh, my god,” I moaned in pleasure as I got my first taste of the drink, “Lime Coke is so good.” Next to me Alice laughed at my reaction to the drink.

“I bet it tastes like crusty old ass,” Emmett said with a laugh from his position on the love seat.

“You would know,” I snapped in a weak defense.

“It only happened one time,” Emmett protested.

“Still, what vampire decides to bite someone’s ass?” I lifted an eyebrow at him and laughed, “more importantly where did you get the idea? A porno? I don’t remember Rosalie ever mentioning that you were into ass play,” I continued to tease.

“He’s Emmett, where does he ever get any of his ideas?” Alice said without removing her eyes from the television.

“Fortune cookies?” I suggested.

“Or Sponge Bob,” Alice grinned at me.

“Maybe Yo Gabba Gabba?” I laughed at the idea.

“But honestly, most likely Adult Swim.” Alice smirked at him.

“Actually it was Jasper,” Emmett laughed in a boom like manner.

“WHAT?!” Alice and I yelled at the same time in shock.

“Yep,” he said popping his ‘p’, “that’s how he changed Peter.”